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Washbasin sink design to set you apart from the competition

Tire Store Restroom thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tire-d of seeing the same bathroom sink design?

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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