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Tire Store Restroom

Washbasin sink design to set you apart from the competition

Tire Store Restroom thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tire-d of seeing the same bathroom sink design?

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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