#1 humor site on the 'net

Thumb Queen

How Sleeping Beauty became an instant celebrity

Thumb Queen thanks to Mike King

QuotaBills
Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


Toothpaste Holder

Sun Top Roof With Sun Substitute

Tiger Dog

No More Arguing

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Multi-Pour Coffee Pot

Things Bottled Up

Cake Message

SnowCut

Depressing Situation

Starbucks Goes Extra Mile

Turbo Snail

Power Outage

Beijing Redneck

Late Lecture

Escapism

Wine Secret

It's All Mine

Big Card Game

Sweet Chopper

Spaghetti Tree

Inglish Spikkers Welcom

Where Astronauts Hang Out

Wrap Around Tree