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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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