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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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