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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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