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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum


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