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It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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