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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
QuotaBills
Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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