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This Little Stool

Things used by Kids that are bathroom-compliant

This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

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