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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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