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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
QuotaBills
Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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