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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
QuotaBills
Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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