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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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