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This Little Stool

Things used by Kids that are bathroom-compliant

This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Perseverance: A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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