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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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