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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't
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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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