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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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