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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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