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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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