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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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