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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway


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