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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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