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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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