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Some workers don't practice what they preach

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Work safety signs for those who can read

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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