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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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