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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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