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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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