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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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