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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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