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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier


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