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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. - Roger Federer

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Give what is important precedence. Everything else will arrange itself. - Jessica Hagy

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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