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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

The most important of my discoveries has been suggested to me by my failures. - Sir Humphrey Davy

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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