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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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