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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. - Thaddeus Golas

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The first and most important person you must believe in is yourself. - Toni Sorenson

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. - C S Lewis

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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