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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle. - Karl Mecklenburg

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

The first and most important person you must believe in is yourself. - Toni Sorenson

Give what is important precedence. Everything else will arrange itself. - Jessica Hagy

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

There is no dignity quite so impressive and no independence quite so important as living within your means. - Calvin Coolidge

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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