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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. - Thaddeus Golas

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Honesty and integrity are by far the most important assets of an entrepreneur. - Zig Ziglar

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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