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The Great Depression

Treating your depression in the 1930's

The Great Depression thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Depression may be described as feeling sad, blue, unhappy, miserable, or down in the dumps. Most of us feel this way at one time or another for short periods.

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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