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Thailand Ferry

Private ferries get most passengers across safely

Thailand Ferry thanks to Dave Stefiuk

Ignoring safety for the only crossing available

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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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