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Texting In The Old Days

Text messaging in the early 1900's

Texting In The Old Days thanks to Jim Serritella

Text messaging, or texting, is the act of composing and sending brief, electronic messages between two or more mobile phones, or fixed or portable devices
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Getting no message is also a message. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. - Jim Carrey

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

If people are having trouble communicating, the least they could do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

If you don't run to the cross in your messages, your people won't run to the cross in their trials. - Bill Giovannetti

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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