Texas Office Chair
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QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze