Texas Office Chair
Saddle up y'all
Western business tack
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner