Texas Office Chair
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QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown
The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner