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Texas Lampshades

Lighting the way in a home Down South

Texas Lampshades thanks to Keith Blake

This way, Bubba doesn't have to hunt for the light switch at home

Y’all come over and see a few good lightbulbs
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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin

Every life has dark tracts and long stretches of somber tint, and no representation is true to fact which dips its pencil only in light, and flings no shadows on the canvas. - Alexander MacLaren

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

We often say, 'There is light at the end of the tunnel.' We forget there was light at the beginning of the tunnel. There was no need to get into the tunnel in the first place. - Shabbir Banoobhai


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