Texas Lampshades

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein

Every life has dark tracts and long stretches of somber tint, and no representation is true to fact which dips its pencil only in light, and flings no shadows on the canvas. - Alexander MacLaren

We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine. - Dwight L Moody

When you write, you take the ball and you hold it up to the light and you turn it slowly, and let people draw their own conclusions. And try to bring empathy to all sides of the equation. - Justin Cronin