Texas Lampshades

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Put it before them briefly so they will read it, clearly so they will appreciate it, picturesquely so they will remember it, and above all, accurately so they will be guided by its light. - Joseph Pulitzer