QuotaBillsDonut give up. - Homer Simpson
But first, donuts. - Unknown
You had me at donut. - Unknown
Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown
Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown
Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright
The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown