Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail
New farmer crop protection insurance plan
Bailing out on the prairies
QuotaBillsEverybody is a teenage idol. - Barry Gibb
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele