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Tear-Paper Wall

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Tear-Paper Wall thanks to Mel Hardman

Wall framing tips for new house construction

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese


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