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Tear-Paper Wall

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Tear-Paper Wall thanks to Mel Hardman

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Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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