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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell