QuotaBillsThere's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz
Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce
Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou
You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren