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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

The unbound love of mothers and their children throughout the world

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At the River

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In Africa

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In India

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In the Ocean

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In a Surrey, B.C. Parking Lot

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Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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