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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

The unbound love of mothers and their children throughout the world

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Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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