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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

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In Africa

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In India

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In the Ocean

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In a Surrey, B.C. Parking Lot

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Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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