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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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