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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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