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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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