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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Making no choice when we have to choose is itself a choice. - Amish Saying

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar


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