Take Your Pick

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson