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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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