Tactical Texas
How Texans break bones with sticks and stones
Sign of a prepared Texas hunter
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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle
Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme
Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant
Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn
It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack
Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams