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Tactical Texas

How Texans break bones with sticks and stones

Tactical Texas thanks to Kirk Lowry

Sign of a prepared Texas hunter

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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