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Tactical Texas

How Texans break bones with sticks and stones

Tactical Texas thanks to Kirk Lowry

Sign of a prepared Texas hunter

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Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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