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Tactical Texas

How Texans break bones with sticks and stones

Tactical Texas thanks to Kirk Lowry

Sign of a prepared Texas hunter

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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