Tactical Texas

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

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We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim