Symptoms of Laziness
How to overcome laziness
Stress-full signs of chronic laziness
QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield
Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard
Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels
Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - Robert A Heinlein
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran