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SUV Sinkhole

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SUV Sinkhole thanks to Mike King

Road safety begins at home

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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