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Surreal Cubist

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle


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