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Surf's Up

Where to catch the waves in Paia, Maui

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GPS coordinates to guide you to Hawaii's surfing paradise

Surf's Up thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination. - Christopher Columbus

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So many times we settle for routine dishes. This forces you to try new cuisines. - Mario Batali

String theorists have no explanation of why there are three large dimensions as well as time, and the other dimensions are microscopic. Proposals about that have been all over the map. - Edward Witten

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

I see that not everyone in the West has understood that the Soviet Union has disappeared from the political map of the world and that a new country has emerged with new humanist and ideological principles at the foundation of its existence. - Vladimir Putin


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