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Where to catch the waves in Paia, Maui

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GPS coordinates to guide you to Hawaii's surfing paradise

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination. - Christopher Columbus

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like someone else I look like a dork. - Andy Irons

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

In my writing I am acting as a map maker, an explorer of psychic areas, a cosmonaut of inner space, and I see no point in exploring areas that have already been thoroughly surveyed. - William S. Burroughs

String theorists have no explanation of why there are three large dimensions as well as time, and the other dimensions are microscopic. Proposals about that have been all over the map. - Edward Witten

Surfing, alone among sports, generates laughter at its very suggestion, and this is because it turns not a skill into an art, but an inexplicable and useless urge into a vital way of life. - Matt Warshaw

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

Most of the international community, most of the countries around the world, don't want any side, any party to take unilateral steps. They would like that all of us to stick to the road map. - Silvan Shalom

Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times Nature says, 'No you're not!' and crashes you to the bottom. - Jolene Blalock


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