QuotaBillsNag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com