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Help your skin for a lifetime - Suntan the Hawaiian Way

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Sign of long-term good weather in Lahaina, Maui

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The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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