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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes


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