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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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