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The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Keep no secrets of thyself from thyself. - Greek Proverb

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Secrets: Things we give to others to keep for us - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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