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Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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