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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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