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Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Keep no secrets of thyself from thyself. - Greek Proverb

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

I wanted to tell you all my secrets, but you became one of them instead. - Unknown

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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