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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I wanted to tell you all my secrets, but you became one of them instead. - Unknown

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell


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