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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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