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Sun Skin Tone

What to do if your skin colour matches the sign

Sun Skin Tone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sun tanning safety tips

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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