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Sun Skin Tone

What to do if your skin colour matches the sign

Sun Skin Tone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sun tanning safety tips

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Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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