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Sun Dial Fail

When a sundial turns into a shadedial

Sun Dial Fail thanks to Rich Olszewski

Do you have an Analemmatic or a Problematic Sundial?

Before constructing a sun dial, one needs to understand what the 'declination of the sun' is (or lack thereof)

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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