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Sun Dial Fail

When a sundial turns into a shadedial

Sun Dial Fail thanks to Rich Olszewski

Do you have an Analemmatic or a Problematic Sundial?

Before constructing a sun dial, one needs to understand what the 'declination of the sun' is (or lack thereof)
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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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