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Sun Dial Fail

When a sundial turns into a shadedial

Sun Dial Fail thanks to Rich Olszewski

Do you have an Analemmatic or a Problematic Sundial?

Before constructing a sun dial, one needs to understand what the 'declination of the sun' is (or lack thereof)
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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