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Summer Is Over, Kids

Resistance is futile - you will be educated!

Summer Is Over, Kids thanks to Muriel Baxter

Some children aren't quite ready to return to school

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Educate: To render harmless by cultivation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. - Bertand Russell

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Victory will never be found by taking the line of least resistance. - Winston Churchill

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. - Alben W Barkley

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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