Subway Hang Ups
Getting a rest on the subway home isn't as easy as it used to be
Subway Stunts for New York pranksters
QuotaBillsI'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton
There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard
At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss
A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon