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Stuff Sale

Walmart's new Department Of Unknown Sales

Stuff Sale thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Sign of a careless shopper

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Consciousness is really far-out stuff. - Jerry Garcia

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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