Stuff Sale

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker