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Stuff Sale

Walmart's new Department Of Unknown Sales

Stuff Sale thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Sign of a careless shopper

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Consciousness is really far-out stuff. - Jerry Garcia

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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