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Stretch Jeep

Preparing for travel with a large family

Stretch Jeep thanks to Alana Hanert

Big parking spot for a big car

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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