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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor