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Street Hair

Combing through a neighbourhood shrub

Street Hair thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Artscape - blending graffiti with the environment

Using graffiti on street walls for mural art

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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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