QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor