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A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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