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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh


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