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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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