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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

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One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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