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Stoned Longhorns

Stone craft sculpture in Texas

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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