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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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