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Stoned Longhorns

Stone craft sculpture in Texas

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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