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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare


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