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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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