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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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