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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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