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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Xerocks: Two identical pieces of stone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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