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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare


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