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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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