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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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