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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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