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Star Wars Dog Walk

How Dogma became a fervently loyal rookie clone trooper

Star Wars Dog Walk thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

May the Force be with you, dog walkers

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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