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Staff Meeting

When music notes oppose each other

Staff Meeting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Music notation, a note-able event

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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