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Staff Meeting

When music notes oppose each other

Staff Meeting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Music notation, a note-able event

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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