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Squat Statue

What is art to some people means squat to others

Squat Statue thanks to Howard Chapman

Finding an appropriate place for the park's bronze statue

One of an artist's functions is to make a statement of some kind

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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