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Squat Statue

What is art to some people means squat to others

Squat Statue thanks to Howard Chapman

Finding an appropriate place for the park's bronze statue

One of an artist's functions is to make a statement of some kind

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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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