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Squat Statue

What is art to some people means squat to others

Squat Statue thanks to Howard Chapman

Finding an appropriate place for the park's bronze statue

One of an artist's functions is to make a statement of some kind

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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