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Squat Statue

What is art to some people means squat to others

Squat Statue thanks to Howard Chapman

Finding an appropriate place for the park's bronze statue

One of an artist's functions is to make a statement of some kind
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The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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