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Spring Thaw

Is Spring coming soon?

Spring Thaw thanks to Jim Serritella

Why some animals are looking forward to an early Spring

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring. - Edgar Allan Poe

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah

The best moments any of us have as human beings are those moments when for a little while it is possible to escape the squirrel-cage of being me into the landscape of being us. - Frederick Buechner

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan


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