Spring Cleanup in Canada

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing. - Barbara Bush

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring. - Edgar Allan Poe

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain

There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen. - Arthur Conan Doyle