Spring Cleanup in Canada

Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring. - Edgar Allan Poe

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain