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Spring Cleanup in Canada

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April 2014 ‘no’ storm in Vancouver draws up flowers

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing. - Barbara Bush

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring. - Edgar Allan Poe

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain


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