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Spring Cleanup in Canada

How an East Coast spring snowstorm compares to Canada's Wet Coast

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April 2014 Halifax snow storm draws comparison to 'White Juan' storm in 2004

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Real estate agents can't explain a sudden rise in the B.C. housing market

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April 2014 ‘no’ storm in Vancouver draws up flowers

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The Joe-kster takes precious time away from website to power wash around home

Powerful spring blizzard blasts across Atlantic Canada while B.C. residents experience the warmer side of 'Global Warming'

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring. - Edgar Allan Poe

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen. - Arthur Conan Doyle


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