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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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