Something Witty

Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

We didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

The shining example of philanthropy is often tarnished when thought is given to how the philanthropist got it in the first place. - Unknown

If it's not exactly like you thought it would be, you think it's a failure. What about the spectrum of colors in between? - Sara Evans

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt