Something Witty

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms. - Wendell Phillips

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The shining example of philanthropy is often tarnished when thought is given to how the philanthropist got it in the first place. - Unknown

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown