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When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms. - Wendell Phillips

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening. - Gerald Barzan

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them. - American Proverb

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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