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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

We feast on time as time feasts on us. - Maria Popova

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Ask what Time is, it is nothing else but something of eternal duration become finite, measurable and transitory. - William Law

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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