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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I am 46, and have been for some time past. - Anita Brookner

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

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I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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