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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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