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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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