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Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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