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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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