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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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