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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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