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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown


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