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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers


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