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Why I don't watch soccer...

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What a bartender, friends and soccer have in common

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If you're keeping score, win. - Red Auerbach

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are good things that only come out when you struggle. - Unknown

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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