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The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory. - Blaise Pascal

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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