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The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

If you're keeping score, win. - Red Auerbach

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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