#1 humor site on the 'net

Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

QuotaBills
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


Ant Attack

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Just Thinking

Nothing Wrong Picture

Lipstick Dog

Hair Strengthener

Whale Photobomb

World Peas

Hide and Seek

Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes

Tons Of Anarchy

Science World

Da Hood Shirt

What Do You See? - Part III

ThaiTanic

Aging Mermaid

Get Along Shirt

Bruce Lee Coffee