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Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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