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Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

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Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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