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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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