Snow Camo
Best use for the the wife's unused wedding dress
How Bubba sneaks up on his hunting targets
QuotaBillsHunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway