Slip Sliding Away

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna