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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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