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Sleep-In Dad

Lisa's Dad can sleep through almost anything

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Art classes for the family

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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Horse Hearse

Train Boat

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Canned Art

Bubble Boy

High Wire Bear Feeder

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Watermelon Shark

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Falls Trail Tree

Melting Kayak

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